Something like the following has been heard by virtually every young attorney who has studied the subject since “reading for the law” went out of style:

“What do you mean you don’t know whether [insert inanely complicated and/or naive question] is legal? Didn’t you go to LAW school? Didn’t they teach you any LAW there? Why do they call it LAW school if they don’t teach you the LAWS? How can you call yourself a LAWyer?”